January 2010
Alisa: Shanti I know what a kazoo looks like.
Shanti: Okay.
Alisa: 'kay, bye!
Me: I think I would make an outstanding wife.
JD: I'm sure you would. I saw how excited you got about that toilet cleaner.
“you gotta walk through the weeds to get to the flowers.”
– mike “the situation
“You’ll be like, ‘I showered!’ like ‘I need a fucking...”
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driving home from texas today.
it’s a 19-ish hour drive back to Tampa. my computer isn’t working, so i’ll update when i can from my phone. let’s all hope that it starts working soon. i won’t last long without tumblr.
Hey, Eric Britt.
My phone is sucking because I’m in Texas right now, but I’ll let you know when I get back to town and what my schedule looks like for work. I’m excited for this visit :D
Norma (sfatheart)
sfatheart:
iminchicago:
You’re my favorite :) <3 When are you getting a phone so you can text me?
duuuude, idk! I’m moving to San Francisco. So money is kind of tight as I need it for other necessities. BUT, you will be the first person I text when I do get my phone back, promise! ;D
Hooray! I feel special :D
sfatheart-deactivated20100406-d asked: im not asking you shit. im telling you. your hot. <3
Ask/tell me anything :) →
Norma (sfatheart)
You’re my favorite :) <3 When are you getting a phone so you can text me?
:'(
it’s my last night here, and my boyfriend is on this dumb game. comfort me, followers?
My boyfriend is losing to a 13-year-old and is...
Ryan: How old are you if you're born in 1996?
Me: Uhh like 13 or 14. My little brother was born in 1996. Why?
Ryan: Pfft, 13-year-olds shouldn't be playing video games, they should be masturbating.
1. Russell Howard 2. Criss Angel 3. Robert Pattinson 4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan 5. Hugh Jackman 6. Brad Pitt 7. Jared Padalecki 8. Taylor Lautner 9. Jackson Rathbone 10. Robert Downey Jr. 11. Jared Leto 12. Adam Gontier 13. Chris Kane 14. Michael Welch 15. Jensen Ackles 16. Michael Shanks 17. Misha Collins 18. Ryan Reynolds 19. Andrew-Lee Potts 20. Lee Pace 21. David Tennant 22. John Krasinski 23....
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i wanna be on someone's tumblr crushes.
i need validation?
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my boyfriend is so adorable when he gets angry at...
“motherfuckers are plotting terrorist attacks against us.”
HAHAHAHAH i just realized he said that the way he did because the people on xbox live are speaking in a middle eastern language.
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this post is dedicated to againstyourskin
because you’re forever liking my posts and i love you for it :)
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hahah i start all my posts one of 5 ways.
-“okay so” -“yeah so” -“haha so” -“wow so” -“pretty sure”
i’m clever.
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my boyfriend is playing call of duty: modern...
impossiblesnipe: Just get on my level.
Mossreaper81: No, you're gay shut up
impossiblesnipe: Just get on my level. Why you hiding?
Mossreaper81: 'cause you're gay and I don't want you to rape me.
impossiblesnipe: Just get on my level.
Mossreaper81: No, you're not cool. Shut up.
impossiblesnipe: Don't be a pussy.
Mossreaper81: Shut up shut up shut up shut up
impossiblesnipe: -leaves-
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so i just finished watching (500) days of summer
and it occurred to me that tom and i are one and the same. honestly, our situations are ridiculously similar. i know that it’s just a movie, but it comforts me to know that someone else has felt this way and recovered.
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you're ridiculous. your favorite beatle is ringo.
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they called me anal girl.
i was very neat and organized.
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yeah i think i'm getting a fever
:(
reblog if you just lost The Game.
(via vanitykills—-)
als;kdaf’l;lkj
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cool so i have a uti and alcohol makes a uti way...
my 21st birthday was this week and pretty much anything i’ve had to drink this week has had vodka in it haha
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pretty sure i need to drink some cranberry juice...
before this gets any worse. i hate that too much sex gives you a uti.
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iminchicago
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I wanted to start a new thing, before it got too big and did that freaky thing where it has like a word a line, but anyway. Do you like it better in Texas? I think that’s sweet you guys make it work. My boyfriend and I are long distance as well, he’s planning on seeing me this summer!(: What do you want to do for college? And I hope he likes it, he usually likes the incredibly cheesy...
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Insomnia as well, holla twins. I’m listening to music and writing something for my boyfriend, but I’m probably too shy to show him.
What time is it for you? And aww how come? I’m sure he’d appreciate any love that you give him :)
Currently 5:12 AM. Insomnia and I are bestfriends, legit. Haha,...
iminchicago
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Insomnia as well, holla twins. I’m listening to music and writing something for my boyfriend, but I’m probably too shy to show him.
What time is it for you? And aww how come? I’m sure he’d appreciate any love that you give him :)
Currently 5:12 AM. Insomnia and I are bestfriends, legit. Haha, cause I’m all shy when it comes...
iminchicago
apeapeape:
iminchicago:
apeapeape:
Insomnia as well, holla twins. I’m listening to music and writing something for my boyfriend, but I’m probably too shy to show him.
What time is it for you? And aww how come? I’m sure he’d appreciate any love that you give him :)
Currently 5:12 AM. Insomnia and I are bestfriends, legit. Haha, cause I’m all shy when it comes to him. And I don’t even...
iminchicago
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Insomnia as well, holla twins. I’m listening to music and writing something for my boyfriend, but I’m probably too shy to show him.
What time is it for you? And aww how come? I’m sure he’d appreciate any love that you give him :)
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Insomnia :( Just finished watching Bored To Death. Fucking excellent show. How about you?
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it's 5.40am. who's still up?
let’s be friends :)
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haha so my boyfriend just informed me that this is...
i slept through the first two?
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wow this fire alarm is pretty ridiculous.
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today is my 21st birthday :)
